Tuckmaster in Bonusland

Once again to the Sandy. SA has the long journey across the street, but miraculously arrives before me. It ain’t news, but the headline  reads “Spaniel Shreds Scrappy” after a brisk and brutal defeat. The EBMB (Extra Bushy Monkey Beard?) arrives next, followed quickly by Kong, and we go doubles. Farmers roll us, but find Foz and Chairman a bit too much in the next match. Full tilt from then on.  Count up the rare ones, fellas: double hanger, 2 10-point ends, 2 shutouts. The scores are there for the taking. Snipper’s curling winners earn him a new moniker: “Tuckmaster.” Wounded and cursed, my only consolation is found in the absurd flashes of the video crack; the new name for the Hut table: “Bonusland”.