Shay Lady Lay – He certainly may have laid all of you across his big brass bed in the first half of the season, but the night is still ahead and it remains to be seen whether that fickle woman, Lady Luck, will stay with her man awhile. His clothes are dirty but his hands are clean and Lady Luck is the best thing he has ever seen. Owen of Us Must Know – He didn’t mean to treat us so bad, but we didn’t have to take it so personal. Despite his many absences, he really did try to get close to us. Sooner or later, Owen of us must know that he just did what he was supposed to do. Martin’s Farm – It truly is a shame the way he makes us scrubs the floor. While we may say we ain’t gonna work on his farm no more, we’ll likely have to stay on long enough for him to put out his cigar out on our face just for kicks. Dan’t Think Twice, He’s Alright – It ain’t no use to sit and wonder why, if you don’t know by now. When the rooster crows at the break of dawn, look out the window and the slump is gone. Scotta Kong Somebody –It may be the table or it may be puck, but Scotta have to Kong somebody. Laborde-Skin Pillbox Hat – I asked David if I could see you, it’s bad for your health he said. I disobeyed his orders, I came to see you, but I found him there instead. I don’t mind you cheating on me, but I sure wish he’d take that off his head. Your brand new Laborde-skin Pillbox Hat. The Lorenzome Death of Hattie Carroll – William Lorenzinger killed poor Hattie Carroll with a cane that he twirled around his diamond ring finger. Be careful or he just might empty your ashtray on a whole other level. The Tims They Are A-Changing – Yeah, that’s him in the dressing room. He’s just getting decked out for the battle that is out there a-raging. Lee Minus Zero / No Leemit – He certainly knows there’s no success like failure and failure’s no success at all. I may be a bit hard on him from time to time, but even a pawn must hold a grudge. Sean-Eyed Lady of the Lowlands – He’s got matchbook songs and gypsy hyms, but none of them even try to impress me. Gerard’s a Big Girl Now – HIs conversation was short and sweet. It nearly swept me off my feet. And I’m back in the rain, and he is on dry land. He made it there somehow. Gerard’s a Big Girl Now.