Can’t believe I haven’t been here before. This looks like the kind of place where I might go all full cookie, put my heads in my hands, and start sweating like Starsky on the back stoop. Or maybe its the kind of place I might get lifted graciously home by a VW Fluff full up with cockring boxes through deep winter snowpack. Tonight, however, I’ll just keep it mellow. Being my first time here and all. – Statty

Bars: Hutch, Club 21
Fathers: Statty, Uncle, SA, DDDD, Kong, Bezzo, Chairman