Easy going night for the TFC (and so quiet too). Dub Dub and Silent Assassin thread their way thru summer streets to The Bluffs. Uncle Sam and The Chairman arrive – we got Hoegarden vs Tecate. Lester More arrives proving less is more sporting manhood conspicuous packet positive spray on shorts. Off to Vendetta – Beers on Patio – we snub the SB table and take in ladies summer shorts and dresses. Ellsmore and Kong talk sausages – Ellsmore is convinced Kong likes urine penis lamb sausage – Kong likes european lamb sausage. We talk presidential sex analogies – “My cock is like Barack Obama – , good on the stump, pretty solid all round, it’s got two terms in it and leans to the left a little” More beers – less Shuffleboard – Bezzo and cousin arrives – more beers again. We pass the 10.30pm shuff start window and split – some remain for beers and some for holmans late eats. Gome by schmidnight ish – DDDD

Bars: Bluffs, Vendetta, Holman’s
Fathers: Lester More, Uncle, Chariman, SA, DDDD, Kong, Bezzo