2012 Awards Night: The Hammer Does Not Switch

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General Stats

# of bar visits – ??

16 new bars (down from 25 last year):
Old Gold; Burnside Brew Pub; Hop Haven; Gigantic; Beer Bunker; Lardo; Proof; Club 21; Saraveza; Driftwood; Over and Out; Luc-Lac; Bonfire; Conquistador; Rum Club; Delta
5 bar nights– None.
Most fathers out: 10 (Coppa Di Autunno, Leech showing up at Holman’s after) 9 (1/3, 1/17, 1/31, 3/15, )

Rookie of the Year: Vic
Thirsty Shuffleboard 

308 games played in 2012. (443 in 2011) (357 in 2010)
Dub Dub played 171 games. Dan played in a record 316 games 
last year.
Big Nights: DBSP 8-0 5/1 Sandy, MBSW 6-0 11/13 Hal’s, DLMB 6-0 12/11 Sandy.

Blankenstein (most shutouts): Chairman (8), Statty and DDDD (7)
Floods & Baths: Chairman (8)
Kielbasa-Nostra – New members Zulu (1). SA remains Don with 8 career. Statty registered 2 of 5 total registered in 2012.15 were scored in 2011, with SA registering a record 4 in a year.
Double Hangers – None. down from 3 last year.
High end – DL 11 (9/11, Sandy); DB 10 (1/24, Hal’s); SW 9 (2/28 Sandy); MB 9 (6/5 Rumpus); DL 9 (11/20, Hutch); SP 9 (12/4 Sandy)
Streaker – MB 11 (twice), DL 11, DL 10, MB 10, SW 10.
Stag (Singles Player of the Year) Chairman 7-1
Uber Ally (Doubles Player of the Year) DDDD 97-62.
Gruppo (Best Doubles Team) – OCSP 2-0, DLMB 27-8

Century Award (100 Wins) – Martin Barrett 107 (179 in 2011)
Doubles Century Martin  (104)
Cup Half Full (50% or better): MB, DL, SP, SW, DB
Milestones: Martin 1000 games; DB 800 games; SP 700 games; SL 400 games; DL 300 games; LK 100 games; BM 100 games

Awards:

Bar of the Year: Hutch
Ride of the Year: Superfund 6/19
Heroic Endeavor: 30 pushups on Gay Ave or 3 Hutch visits
Nutcracker award: SA
Candyman award: Kong
Quotes:
Is your name Lorenzo, you owe me $3
Tapanade morning to you.
Wipe that smile off your neck.
If I’m not upskirting – I’m down blousing.
Blossom Fight!
Bump me gently.
Fessenden.
Horseshit.
Divorce alley.
My cock is like Barack Obama – , good on the stump, pretty solid all round, it’s got two terms in it and leans to the left a little
Best Eats: Beulahland; Muppet Christmas Peach Sheesh pot pie and chick ried steaks from Plow; Delta