Is there such thing as too much shuffleboard? Yes. Yes, there is. In short, during our rehash of last Tuesday’s tour, Dub-Dub was simply dominant. He killed we Heretics at singles at the Slingshot, then bludgeoned the opponents at doubles play at the Watertrough. the Snipper had three shutouts, two tippers, and many hangers as he ploughed the field. “Windfarm” was added to the shuffleboard lexicon. Also, the first of many “1 buck, four pucks” was played. Non-shuffleboard related notes include nearly Zuluing the Scotsman into the pavement, the rediscovery of $4 pitchers of Hamms, and another chilly ride home. Maybe a break from shuffleboard?