Smooth Brunette, Sticky Blonde, and the Magic Eight

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Gorgeous night calls out an unprecedented eight fathers, with four taking the long route, six total squaring off at the Rumpus, and two waiting late at the Goodfoot. Reunited with the smooth Brunette and the sticky Blonde. Farmer’s streak finally ends at the hands of Team Eugene, but most, save the EBMB, emerge from the night with modest results. 4 hangers for Scrappy proves the Rumpus is his home. Debut shutout by the Tower of Power prevents a clean sheet for Team Eugene. Zulu posts a rare positive, winning twice on the cantankerous Blonde. Alas, there is truly only one good table here. Laborde implores Dan to stop swallowing. “Nothing yet” joke from the barkeep proves he is but light trash floating above a dumpster in the wind. Rolling down to the Goodfoot six-strong with clear and crisp skies beckoning above. Fiery virgin bag to fill the cup. Blaze in and up to meet Kong and the Leech. A toast to the Magic 8. Q escort downstairs for the Pemeberton. Mr Tanzer fluttering the drums like a sparrow trapped in box. Good horn work from the stand-in on “Such Great Heights”. Time’s up for me. Best of luck finishing off into the morning, fellas. Fosbury heads west and east. Zulu and I part ways at 39th and its just a few passing cars and 4.5 miles until I’m eating cereal and closing my eyes. Glad to have all of you out, boys. Great shuffling and a great ride.

Bars visited: Rumpus Room, Goodfoot
Attendance: DB, MB, SP, SL, TL, OC, LS, DL
Cycling: DB (25.5), MB(17.9), SP (16.2), SL(7), OC(18.5), LS (28.2), DL (18.5), TL (carbon)
Shuffleboard Overall W-L (Singles W-L) Notables:
SP 2-1 4 Hangers
OC 2-1 (2-0)
DB 2-1 Hanger, Shutout
DL 2-1
LS 1-2 (0-1) Shutout
MB 0-3 (0-2) Hanger