Preshow: 80s Songs

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For Your Eyes Owenly – Will we see what no one else can see? Is he now breaking free? Sadly, it is not likely. It is also not likely that his 10-6 record will stand up to the scrutiny of those assessing the minimum games needed for the hammer. C’mon Zulu! You can’t stay home and sheena your easton every night. Martin Love Out of Nothing at All – He knows the roads to riches and he knows the ways to fame. He knows all the rules and how to break ’em and he always knows the name of the game. I don’t know how he does it, but Martin is making it. Sometimes it seems he’s on another planet with no oxygen and he has the only air supply. Does he really want to see us crawl? I mean, there he goes again, Martin Love out of nothing at all. I Just Called to Shay I Len You – No New Year’s Day to celebrate. No chocolate covered candy hearts to give away. It’s just another ordinary day. You know, the kind of day where Scrappy starts saying there is freedom in the slump and that the elusive hammer is more pipe than dream for him. He’ll say there truly is no autumn breeze, no falling leaves, and no time for his bird to fly to southern skies. No really, he wants you to have the hammer. And he means it from the bottom of his heart. David By Zero – Maybe. Someday. David by Zero will be more together, stretched by fewer thoughts that leave him chasing after. His dreams may disown him, but maybe he’ll win. David By Zero. Dan Hammerssar – Dreh’ dich nicht um, Dan Hammerssar geht um! No really, don’t turn around. He’s right there. Sssh! Directly behind you. He’ll keep his eye on you and you know why. Your zest for life will kill you. Alles klar, Herr Hammerssar? Stray Cat Scott – Poofy little stray cat sitting on a fence. He’s got a beard and bank account and enough to pay the rent. He’s got little hope, but he don’t care. Double hangers, kielbasas, high ends in the air. Listen close and you can hear him howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night. However, it sounds an awful lot like a elk being hit by rocks. It’ll fool you lots of times. Leitchin Camaro – – Hey Jack, what’s happenin’? – I don’t know. – Well uh, rumor around town says you might be thinkin’ ’bout goin’ down to the shore. – Uh, yeah, I think I’m gonna go down to the shore. – Whadda ya gonna do down there? – Uh, I don’t know, p-play some video games, buy some Def Lepard t-shirts. – Don’t forget your Motley Crue t-shirt; y”know all proceeds go to get their lead singer out a’ jail. – Uh huh. – Can’t wait to go down. Hey uh, were ya gonna check out the sand bar while you’re down there? – Uh, what’s the Sand Bar? – Ah, it’s a place that lets sixteen year-old kids drink. – Ah, cool. – Ya hey, guess who’s gonna be there? – Uh, who? – My favorite cover band, Crystal Ship. – Wow. – Yeah, they do a Doors show, you’d be really impressed, in fact, it goes a little like this: Love me two times baby Love me twice today Love me two times girl Cause I got AIDS Love me two times baby, once for tomorrow, once cause I got AIDS – Uh… – Pretty good Jim Morrison impersonation there. I hope those guys have a good sense a’ humor and don’t take us into court. – Uh, what’s the court? – Never mind that, the important thing here… – You mean the People’s Court. – The… Now, that’s another story. The important thing here is that we get to the part where you ask me how I’m gonna get down to the shore. – Oh, how you gettin’ down to the shore? – Funny you should ask, I’ve got a car now.. – Ah wow, how’d ya get a car? – Oh, my folks drove it up here from the Bahamas. – You’re kidding! – I must be, the Bahamas are islands. Okay,, the important thing here is that, uh, you ask me what kinda car it is. – Uh uh, what kinda car do ya’ got? – I’ve got a Leitchin’ Camaro… Just a Lorenzo / I Ain’t Got Lobody – Hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla boobuhla hummala bebhuhla zeebuhla bop! Look who’s getting paid for every dance and selling each romance, and breaking hearts every night. Yeah, the probable rookie of the year himself. He may be just a Lorenzo, but everywhere he goes, people know the part he’s playing. The stats may not add up just yet, but I’d take a chance on him, cause he ain’t so bad. Dirty Seandry – Can we film the operation? Is he dead yet? The boys in the newsroom got a running bet. After the recent transgressions, it may be time to get the widow on the set! Wait, she was on the set. It’s interesting when people die, especially Dirty Seandry. We’d kick him when he’s up, but he’s never up. No reason not to keep kick him when he’s down though. I Want to Know What Lee Is – In my life there’s been heartache and pain, I don’t know if I can face it again. From Oak Grove, will he travel so far to change our lonely life. C’mon Lee, I know you can show me. Carelester Whisper – I feel so unsure. Is he never gonna dance again? Do his guilty feet got no rhythm? Too much time passes between and, as we all know, time can never mend the carelester whispers of a good friend. It’s probably better that we go on living without. To the heart and mind ignorance is kind. There’s no comfort in the truth, pain is that all you’ll find. Ah well, we could have been so good together.