This little father went to Pre pack – some other fathers stayed  home
This little father played Shuffleboard – some other fathers smoked a bong
And this little father said “Oh my God I can’t ride my way home”

Dubz and Kong went hard and long to win 3 games of Shuffboard
Lizza/Swan they tried it on but only managed  some duffboard
Bezzo and Phiets they tried to beat but couldn’t find their aim
But Vic and Swan went on and on and finally won a game.

Hickory dickory dock Kong has run amok
Swan sucked on one the games went long
Hickory dickory dock.