Swan Wins Cup Despite Prison Propositions

Thanks y’all. Best table in town. But dang they’s some sketchy folks that hang out at da Rumpus. Pissed off ladies slamming cell phones on tables. Larry the laryngitis cable guy telling me he’s been to prison and can “suck just about anything.” Young African Americans dressed head to toe in camouflage FUBU playing video poker and ignoring the old white dudes who are a little too excited about shuffle board. But then there’s Gabriella smiling like an angel and giving us the good pucks. Double elimination losers bracket didn’t give us enough time for a second bar, but man what a great night. No rain. All down hill all the way home by schmidnight